Squishy Funny Squeeze Toy

A strange little thing. He’s green, weirdly confident, and that wide open mouth makes it feel like he’s about to roast you any second. 🥒💬

This bizarre dude wears a smirk like he knows your secrets but refuses to say a word. 😏🤐

With wobbly little limbs and half-lidded eyes, he’s not here to be cute—he’s here to judge and be squished. 😒🫳

Give it to that one friend who's just a little too chill. Consider it a subtle warning. 🎁🙃

💗 Key Features:

✔️ Weirdly wonderful design – Lopsided limbs, wide mouth, and a face that’s 100% attitude 🥴😏
✔️ Oddly satisfying to squish – Feels great in the hand, especially when life gets annoying 😤🖐️
✔️ Built to judge silently – That half-lidded stare says, “Really?” so you don’t have to 🙄🫣
✔️ Perfect for weird gifts – Great for friends who are chill… maybe a little too chill 🎁😌
✔️ Stands out on any desk – Definitely not cute, but somehow you can’t look away 🟢